Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Langkawi-The jewel of Kedah

One of the place I visited during my holiday was Pulau Langkawi


The last thing you would like to miss in Langkawi was the Cable Car to the top of the mountain.


The views were so so beautiful and amazing. I must say, the experience was nothing short of sensational.


What can I say here was our former PM was so bias on developing his own beloved state until so much money and effort had been poured into this island in order to make it a well-known attraction distinct toward the worldwide tourists.


After all, I wanted to render my thanks to him for having allowed the building of this art there. It had opened my eyes big and wide.


Without a doubt, when we talked about Langkawi, there must be deep blue ocean and white glamorous yacht.


Well, we were not rich enough to afford a ride of that kind of damn expensive yacht. Instead, we chose a local speedboat which at least a bit closer to the natural environment, as if a hokkien word “chia hong” = eat wind. Got it?


Where there’s deep blue ocean, there’s deep dense forest


Where there’s deep dense forest, there’s a fierce monkey

A fierce monkey got pissed off by another monkey


We went for island hopping and eagle-feeding tour as well. But, frankly speaking, I found nothing special there; can just skip this tour if you are going to Langkawi .


Pulau Payar Marine Park, was the place to see sharks, pelagic fishes, and some corals that dominate the underwater sea.To be honest, the corals there weren’t as beautiful as the corals in Pulau Redang. But what was pleasing us was we managed to bargain the tour’s price from 200 ringgit lower to around 100 ringgit something..
My best honour to those price bargain experts in my tour group.


Of course, we grab the opportunity for snorkeling
But most of the time I preferred staying on the beach for some reasons


because of this, wow


and this


and this , hehe , don’t blame me , can’t help what, I’m just an normal guy with normal desire of seeing hot and sexy blonde in bikini as every other guy


In a state of excitement, we took another courageous step asking them to have a photograph with us.. hell yeah.. I could feel chung zheng's heartbeat beating damn fast that moment.


After the first victory, we became so insatiable and desperate that even a couple of old folks we wouldn’t leave out to haunt for..


Flossy sunset’s view


In such an enchanting view, people tended to do stupid thing, so did we
We whooped and shouted out our dissatisfaction with the world as to why four of gentle and fine guys like us could possibly still remained single? Were all the gals in this world blind?


However, we could still managed to foresee our bright future.. chui meh


No more crap, in this situation, it wouldn’t be better to view photos instead of thousand words of crap..



















to be continued..

Thursday, March 12, 2009

人真的是由猩猩演变而成的吗?


男人的苦谁能明了


我沉默,是因为我真的想耍酷
我不苟言笑,是因为我真的不懂得怎么笑


如果能的话,我希望我爸爸姓刘


以前我有个花名,叫圆院白白,又圆又白


月儿弯弯钩住了我的心房


我全能的耶稣竟然是个黑人


以前我都被人叫小明,如今我长大了,叫大嘴


希望下次帮我剪头发的阿星会用西瓜壳而不是椰壳,效果会更好


传闻有十万只蚂蚁迷路饿死在我茂盛多弯的秀发


总有一天,我会用浑圆挺翘的屁股征服这世界,走着瞧


青青河边草,悠悠免不了,烈火烧不尽,风雨吹不到,啊啊


放荡与不羁是我的代名词,偾事忌俗叛逆是我的作风,最beh tahan 的是 我是一个浪漫的爱情骗子


我最爱大自然,尤其是蓝天佩白云,它让我心花怒放,连奶头都会有松掉的感觉


民以食为天


the curious case of baoling button,我好像越来越年轻了,希望有个像brad pitt酱的男生脚踏七色彩云来迎娶我


吉娃娃竟然是由日本噢巴桑进化而成的


韩泽铨加陈炳铭的合成照


家事国事天下事都难不到我,唯有嘉玲让我头大大



oh my god, 怎么会这样,你的童年到底怎么过


oh my god,到底是那一位整形医生做的,这样来害你

待续
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