有人说
男人是用下体思考的动物
我说
男人都是被雄性荷尔蒙控制的物体
开玩笑的说
男人女人都是花心的动物
一心真的只能容得下一个人吗?
其实不以为然
也许是四个
上帝更早早为人类的花心留下伏笔
有图为证
Human heart has 4 chambers namely left atrium, left ventricle, right atrium , right ventricle
each chamber can at least accomodates one woman/man
如果这是真的
上帝应该是真主阿拉吧
他是唯一神明允许娶四个(只限男生)
所以
得到的总结是
阿拉也是男的
哈哈
不好意思
太无聊了
p.s: my left atrium is for myself
right atrium is for my family members
left ventricle is for my future wife
right ventricle is for my friends lo
how about urs ?
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
机不机
忙碌生活让我与现实有点脱轨
日复一日赶牛吃草般的实验室工作
有点像实验室宅男
更感觉像Kobian
至于谁是Kobian?
它咯
它是世上唯一可以做出八婆表情的八婆(可能是八公)机器人
真的有酱忙吗?
其实也不尽然
上帝创造地球用了六天时间
我用了一个地球的时间看完戏院所有电影
唯独这处,漏网之鱼
看戏之于还有闲情上山下海喝咖啡
shopping之于还有时间上网乱喊乱叫(像现在)
所以忙,福建话叫 bo eng,更够力点是 si pek bo eng
说穿了不过就是这面子挂帅的社会
衍生的最佳‘代’词
它可以代替一切
因为忙代表有比尼罗河还要长的东西做
这代表生活很充实
丝毫没浪费父母制造我们出来的原因
更没辜负年轻人是国家栋梁这沉重的称呼
所以
我们都是si pek bo eng 的(相信年轻如我的你们都会认同)
除此之外
忙,可以是女生拒绝男生最好话术之一 (没有人像你酱得空整天在谈情说爱)
忙,可以是我在大号时最精短的回答之一 (忙做糕嘛,没法)
忙,可以是全天候24小时追港剧眼都不眨 (真的忙)
忙,也可以是全天候上网msn,facebook (忙交际嘛)
所以
下次我说忙
我真的是很 忙忙忙 (相信我)(这是很认真的)
为了打破忙盲茫这恶性循环
恢复我那昔日人性化的人生
我决定添购我人生另一个兴趣
天地万物
因果循环
不到你不信
这世界真的是有报应
昔日我嘲笑他人玩物丧志摄影成痴
如今我像奸夫
被人捉奸在床
中了摄影的毒
而且已毒气攻心
一发不可收拾
在这包装至上的年代
我相信
要成为一个专业的摄影爱好者
首要条件必须先拥有个专业的相机
和要成为首相就必须秃头有着异曲同工的道理
Najib:为了国家人民,我费尽心思,秃尽三千烦丝也在所不辞
比较几个品牌后
符合品质控制
又落入我年度预算的相机
几乎是所剩无几
Nikon D3000
Canon EOS 1000D
Sony DSLR A-200W
三架相机的价钱和功能都大同小异
Sony 和 Nikon 还随机附送 Len
让我难以抉择
然而不懂什么原因
买相机是势在必行了
或许是虚荣心作祟
或许是怕输心态搞怪
或许是为了响应政府口号:拼经济,多消费
不过我想拼经济,为国家
应该更为适合贴切吧
哈哈
不过
有一样东西可以肯定的是
爱国是必须付出代价的....
接下来两个月我将与它难分难舍.....
悲哀
日复一日赶牛吃草般的实验室工作
有点像实验室宅男
更感觉像Kobian
至于谁是Kobian?
它咯
它是世上唯一可以做出八婆表情的八婆(可能是八公)机器人
真的有酱忙吗?
其实也不尽然
上帝创造地球用了六天时间
我用了一个地球的时间看完戏院所有电影
唯独这处,漏网之鱼
看戏之于还有闲情上山下海喝咖啡
shopping之于还有时间上网乱喊乱叫(像现在)
所以忙,福建话叫 bo eng,更够力点是 si pek bo eng
说穿了不过就是这面子挂帅的社会
衍生的最佳‘代’词
它可以代替一切
因为忙代表有比尼罗河还要长的东西做
这代表生活很充实
丝毫没浪费父母制造我们出来的原因
更没辜负年轻人是国家栋梁这沉重的称呼
所以
我们都是si pek bo eng 的(相信年轻如我的你们都会认同)
除此之外
忙,可以是女生拒绝男生最好话术之一 (没有人像你酱得空整天在谈情说爱)
忙,可以是我在大号时最精短的回答之一 (忙做糕嘛,没法)
忙,可以是全天候24小时追港剧眼都不眨 (真的忙)
忙,也可以是全天候上网msn,facebook (忙交际嘛)
所以
下次我说忙
我真的是很 忙忙忙 (相信我)(这是很认真的)
为了打破忙盲茫这恶性循环
恢复我那昔日人性化的人生
我决定添购我人生另一个兴趣
天地万物
因果循环
不到你不信
这世界真的是有报应
昔日我嘲笑他人玩物丧志摄影成痴
如今我像奸夫
被人捉奸在床
中了摄影的毒
而且已毒气攻心
一发不可收拾
在这包装至上的年代
我相信
要成为一个专业的摄影爱好者
首要条件必须先拥有个专业的相机
和要成为首相就必须秃头有着异曲同工的道理
Najib:为了国家人民,我费尽心思,秃尽三千烦丝也在所不辞
比较几个品牌后
符合品质控制
又落入我年度预算的相机
几乎是所剩无几
Nikon D3000
Canon EOS 1000D
Sony DSLR A-200W
三架相机的价钱和功能都大同小异
Sony 和 Nikon 还随机附送 Len
让我难以抉择
然而不懂什么原因
买相机是势在必行了
或许是虚荣心作祟
或许是怕输心态搞怪
或许是为了响应政府口号:拼经济,多消费
不过我想拼经济,为国家
应该更为适合贴切吧
哈哈
不过
有一样东西可以肯定的是
爱国是必须付出代价的....
接下来两个月我将与它难分难舍.....
悲哀
Sunday, September 13, 2009
金马伦
那天
我又浩浩荡荡上山了
不同的是
这次是金马伦
我又浩浩荡荡上山了
不同的是
这次是金马伦
而且不是用爬的
上山的原因可以有很多
可以是想跟这残酷世界说再见
也可以是想让心灵跟大自然接线
不管原因如何
上山的还是得上山
我的原因再简单不过了
因为
KL的天空有点灰.....
而我的心情有点蓝...
当然这些都是其次
最最最为重要莫过于
我们十二位前升学理事
可以抛开工事私事大事小事
再次聚在一次
谈天说地
说三道四
悉数着从前
不得不承认的是
这将会是我们最后一次所有人聚在一起了
除了吃喝玩乐之外
我们也并肩着一个任务
就是一起过渡过十二人的生日
一个蛋糕
三首生日歌
十二根蜡烛
十二分礼物
十二个愿望
同时间出发
射向不一样的人生里碑
虽然年纪不小了
耍温情我们还是很在行
绵弯的山路
青翠的山幽
仿佛告诉我们
沿路即使再弯再崎岖不平
也会有动人心泣鬼神的美景
来到这
让我想起巫启贤的一首经典好歌
路弯弯
带我到什么地方
天茫茫
只要有路就敢闯
你说我这一生
从来没有一点真
对一切
就像风
不留痕
带我到什么地方
天茫茫
只要有路就敢闯
你说我这一生
从来没有一点真
对一切
就像风
不留痕
美景犹如优质美女
它优雅大方让我着迷
一素不乱的茶园
体现出规律性的美
美女配美景 (为保小命,不得不酱说)
一片绿海
站在高岗上
风吹草低见牛羊
心灵的填满换来肚皮的空虚
像是饥饿三十的狼
看不到何时出手 何时收口
食物在瞬间只剩残渣
专注到.......
满足到.....
可爱到.....
最近爱上摄影
都拍些自以为很艺术的照片
落红并非无情物,化作春泥更护花
不要问我为什么都是花
可能我真的是在走马看花
毋庸置疑
这趟旅行之所以一帆风顺
都有赖于我们团队中
安排出色的金马伦之女
钟毅心小姐
这间是他家族生意之一
请多多光临
耍酷耍帅是旅行中必要环节之一
很快的
我们就会各奔前程
为自己的理想而昂首向前
我们这团队
算是分校的一个缩影
当中有药剂,言语治疗,物理治疗,饮食治疗,法医科学,环境科学
生物医学,听觉学,影像诊断与放射治疗
在一起总有聊不完的话题
道不尽的是是与非非
说穿了
还不是一个“八” 害了我们一生
感激大家参于了我的人生
也让我参于你们的人生
感谢缘
Monday, September 7, 2009
The legend of biomedical sciences
Well, it's time for old folk's bed time storytelling..
Time ticking away real fast, i myself as the 4th year student in Uni
are now old enough to be eligible to trace back to those bittersweet
memories that had been haunting in my mind in this 4 years.
Back to the time when my hair was longer and my behavior was wild..
We couldn't even resist our excitement over entering into
the anatomy lab for the 1st time. There were snapshots, posing, and laughter all around
the lab. But it's really ironic and sarcastic by now there's an intense feeling of nausea once i smell the ambient air in the lab after 4 years of non-stop in and out of the lab.
It's just like u come to the same MacD shop and order the same burger everyday, it's a sure that u will say qi ma kan meh
We got so so excited over the stuffs in lab even though there was unbearable stink.
What do u think the stuff in the picture is?
It's the gift given by god that make us human species distinctive and different from other creatures in the universal. Without it, we would just act like a monkey, behave like a monkey and ML publicly like a doggy.
It's a real great human brain.
Another great gift from god, human spinal cord, a slightly damage on it u might sit on wheelchair for the rest of your life..
Well. we felt definitely contented when all organs that we used to see in test books came naked in front of us. But it was just nothing more than visional effect, other than that, it left nothing. Thus the excitement quickly faded into boredom.
Come to think of it, We had even holds several times of course photography sections
and lunch time gathering in the name of friendship consolidation in order to demonstrate how united and strong our course was even though we are one of the biggest course in faculty. But sadly to say that we hadn't even gotten to know each other well enough, say nothing of being united. The worse was, some of us didn't even like some of them in our course, internal conflicts seemed to be on the increase. Luckily the conflicts weren't as considerable as the fight between Chua Soi Lek and Ong Tea Keat of MCA, the conflicts were mostly originated from merely stupid reasons which u think i'm lansi, i think u're lansi , and then suddenly all the people become very lansi. it's all about lansi thus i named it unprecedented lansi conflicts.
No EGM needed to be held to seek resolutions, what we needed was time, time was the best cure to all of us by that time especially when came to deal with lack of better understanding and knowing of each other.
We sat together, we ate together, but we barely interacted with each other by that time
Out of all reason, three of us were incredibly elected as the top 10 males in our faculty which
rendering us a flash of merriment and confidence and then quickly turned into another nightmare of criticisms toward us saying that we got elected because of we had the support from our huge amount of coursemate as comparing to other course candidates who had few coursemates. Yeap it's true that It wasn't an impartial election. We did win in this way but it was annoying when the purpose of having this election was distorted from fun to unpleasantness. After all, it was just a game that enriched and entertained our boring Uni life.
Afterward, we managed to get along with each other better
as time passed by
And then, we are 4th year now, counting down the remaining days we have in our campus and rushing for thesis days and nights. Lectures are getting less in 4th year and times for all of us gather together are relevantly getting little. Therefore, an brilliant idea of having another photography sections for 4th year student brought out by shi hong and surprisingly the responses were encouraging and inspiring enough that all of the 4th year were willing to coordinate their times and attend. Hopefully this scene will remain unchanged after another 4 years. All the best...
Time ticking away real fast, i myself as the 4th year student in Uni
are now old enough to be eligible to trace back to those bittersweet
memories that had been haunting in my mind in this 4 years.
Back to the time when my hair was longer and my behavior was wild..
We couldn't even resist our excitement over entering into
the anatomy lab for the 1st time. There were snapshots, posing, and laughter all around
the lab. But it's really ironic and sarcastic by now there's an intense feeling of nausea once i smell the ambient air in the lab after 4 years of non-stop in and out of the lab.
It's just like u come to the same MacD shop and order the same burger everyday, it's a sure that u will say qi ma kan meh
We got so so excited over the stuffs in lab even though there was unbearable stink.
What do u think the stuff in the picture is?
It's the gift given by god that make us human species distinctive and different from other creatures in the universal. Without it, we would just act like a monkey, behave like a monkey and ML publicly like a doggy.
It's a real great human brain.
Another great gift from god, human spinal cord, a slightly damage on it u might sit on wheelchair for the rest of your life..
Well. we felt definitely contented when all organs that we used to see in test books came naked in front of us. But it was just nothing more than visional effect, other than that, it left nothing. Thus the excitement quickly faded into boredom.
Come to think of it, We had even holds several times of course photography sections
and lunch time gathering in the name of friendship consolidation in order to demonstrate how united and strong our course was even though we are one of the biggest course in faculty. But sadly to say that we hadn't even gotten to know each other well enough, say nothing of being united. The worse was, some of us didn't even like some of them in our course, internal conflicts seemed to be on the increase. Luckily the conflicts weren't as considerable as the fight between Chua Soi Lek and Ong Tea Keat of MCA, the conflicts were mostly originated from merely stupid reasons which u think i'm lansi, i think u're lansi , and then suddenly all the people become very lansi. it's all about lansi thus i named it unprecedented lansi conflicts.
No EGM needed to be held to seek resolutions, what we needed was time, time was the best cure to all of us by that time especially when came to deal with lack of better understanding and knowing of each other.
We sat together, we ate together, but we barely interacted with each other by that time
Out of all reason, three of us were incredibly elected as the top 10 males in our faculty which
rendering us a flash of merriment and confidence and then quickly turned into another nightmare of criticisms toward us saying that we got elected because of we had the support from our huge amount of coursemate as comparing to other course candidates who had few coursemates. Yeap it's true that It wasn't an impartial election. We did win in this way but it was annoying when the purpose of having this election was distorted from fun to unpleasantness. After all, it was just a game that enriched and entertained our boring Uni life.
Afterward, we managed to get along with each other better
as time passed by
And then, we are 4th year now, counting down the remaining days we have in our campus and rushing for thesis days and nights. Lectures are getting less in 4th year and times for all of us gather together are relevantly getting little. Therefore, an brilliant idea of having another photography sections for 4th year student brought out by shi hong and surprisingly the responses were encouraging and inspiring enough that all of the 4th year were willing to coordinate their times and attend. Hopefully this scene will remain unchanged after another 4 years. All the best...
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